The Magic Spell Generator

Custom Magic Spells For All Your Needs

Magic Spell Ingredients:
2 tsp chopped milk of locust
Squished egg of griffin
A piggybank of fresh dew chopped on Midsummer's morn
1 tsp desiccated nipple of unicorn
A shoebox of poisonous toadstools mashed when Halley's comet is in the sky
A skull of hailstones crushed at the summer solstice
Magic Spell Method:
Spit on, then steam in the cauldron with three gerbils.
Magic Spell Effects:
Induces enchanted talking animals to grow mushrooms out of their ears, and makes young men with bad reputations eat until they burst.

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About The Magic Spell Generator

About The Magic Spell GeneratorPsychic projection failure? Need a magic spell? Now you can curse your neighbours, or bless the pigs! In these modern times, you no longer need to rely on the local witch to curse your enemies and solve your carbuncle problem. The magic spell generator creates and casts random magic spells with fairytale ingredients to cook in your cauldron!
Unfortunately, they're rather more black magic than white magic, and the spells can have terrible and hilarious consequences. But hey, nothing's perfect! Remember: if those psychic powers and voodoo rituals are failing you, fire your witch doctor and try a magic spell from us instead!

~EJD